me VERSUS you

Odds are that you and I have one thing in common: we are one of the thousands of unlucky saps who don't have a review copy or pre-order for the much-anticipated Wii. Whether you're a fanboy, fangirl, lonely videophile, or hot-blooded button-masher we can agree that when it comes down to it, one of us wants to get our hot little hands on that 10 cubic inches of Japanese-engineered silicon and plastic just a little bit more than the other and we're willing to wait outside in line at Best Buy to get it. Considering the rumours circulating about actual Wii console numbers (and the sheer lack thereof PS3 consoles) being shipped to local Best Buy retailers across North America, you better hope that you are one of the first 100 people in line on launch day. Training begins today: sleep deprivation, pre-packaged snacks, street reconnaisance, and of course the toughest to master of all; bathroom deprivation. There is no prize for number 101 and one week after launch is a long time to wait for sloppy seconds. So how bad do you want it? We'll find out on launch day and whether you're in front of me or behind me on November 19th only one thing is certain: It's time to earn your gametime.

A Plug-in Pinata

Cool News reported this morning that next year we can expect a line of figurines based on Viva Pinata characters. Better yet, these figurines will plug right into the XBOX360 and upload special extras for the game.

"The figurines (which won't go on sale for another year) plug right into that Xbox 360, enabling kids to "download and upload special 'powers' and other attributes that can be spent in the pinata game world," kind of like "an electronic-age equivalent of Pokemon cards." Says Ed Ventura, Microsoft's vp of franchise development: "We're trying to build a world."

A video game peripheral that is also a toy or collectable figure is genius!

Canadian Pre-Orders Start Monday!

It's official. EB Games will start Canadian pre-orders of both PS3 and Wii on Monday, Ocotber 16. But you have to put down a $50 Trade In OR a $200 deposit. EB Games released this on their website today:

EB Games Canada stores will begin accepting limited pre-orders for the PlayStation 3 and Wii consoles on Monday, October 16, on a first come, first served basis. Due to extremely limited supply, we expect to reach our limit very quickly, most likely in minutes. We will not accept additional pre-orders at that time. To avoid an unnecessary trip we strongly recommend you call your local store to determine availability. $50 CDN in trade or a $200 CDN cash/credit reservation deposit is required. As we cannot control production and shipping issues by the manufacturer, a reservation deposit does not guarantee receipt of a system available to purchase at launch. Reservations/Purchases are limited to 1 per household.

I'm so torn - I HATE EB Games with a vegence. And I hate that they are asking for me to hand over $200 - which is 3/4 the prices of the Wii! But I really want the security that receipt brings. It will lull me to sleep with visions of Rayman's Raving Rabbids and Legend of Zelda. Or I camp out at Best Buy with the rest of the masses..which could be fun. We could smuggle in some beers and hang with the homies on Bay & Dundas. So who wants to join my camp out on November 18?

Panty Raid

While Kotaku and GeekonStun fantasize about teenage girls wearing Nintendo panties, we sophistocated lovers-of-the-game chose these cotton blends as our personal favourite. How cute would it be to play WoW in these?

Not only are they Canadian-made and 12 bucks (!), but they're perfectly devilish just in time for Hallowe'en. And you know what they say about girls who wear black undies... Order them from Sick on Sin.

X'06 for Canucks

Have you got your invite to Microsoft's PR-fueled X'06 event in Toronto yet?

It's no Barcelona, but "Jade," (XBOX Canada's community organizer) guarantees me that those who show up will be first to play unreleased 360 games in the flesh. And really, demos of Gears of War,(maybe)Blue Dragon, and even Viva Pinata are too good to pass up.

When: Wednesday, Oct 18
Time: 4:30-7:30p.m.
Where: Brant House, 522 King St West

The link on the XBOX.ca page is gone, but if you e-mail a "pretty please" letter to Jade at jade@microsoft.com, you still might have a chance to get in on this!

pWii-Orders

With less than 6 weeks to go before launch, there is still no information regarding pre-orders for both Wii and PS3..what's up? In the meantime this Mii will have to get me by..

Happy Canadian Thanksgiving

It's Canadian Thanksgiving - which means a few days away from home, away from WoW, away from the XBOX360 to sit in my parent's living room stuffed with turkey and dream about all the gaming excitement that's about to start. Just think about it, soon the stores will be stocked with some of the year's most anticipated games, and by the time America cleans their plates on their own Thanksgiving weekend, we will be that much closer to the PS3 and Wii releases.

Since I've had some time to reflect I've come up with a short pre-christmas wish list of all the titles I am looking forward to in the next little while. Tell me, what does yours include?

Nicky's List:
1. Final Fantasy XII (PS2)
2. Legend of Zelda: The Twilight Princess (Wii)
3. World of Warcraft: Burning Crusade (Mac)
4. Viva Pinata (XBOX360)
5. Gears of War (XBOX360)
6. Rayman: Raving Rabbids (Wii)
7. Bully (PS2)
8. Guitar Hero II (PS2)
9. Super Mario Galaxy (Wii)
10. Wario Ware Smooth Moves (Wii)

PS3 pre-launch has landed

Tonight 8BIT and I were invited to a screening of the 70 second cinema ad for PS3...no, not a real product ad, but yet another useless teaser. While neither of us had any secret spy bootlegging devices, we can tell you that the cinema ad is very much in line with all those outdoor billboard ads you might have seen around Toronto this week.

Anyway, here's the gist: In a very dark room (like so dark we could barely see what was happening) little boy packs backpack. Little boy goes to a roof (is he going to jump?). Little boy spots teenage boy on roof next door. Both boys look to sky and see a large shadow of a 3 that looks to be made of millions of waffle irons - oops I mean PS3's. Aren't you getting chills? It's so PROFOUND!

While the cinematography is pretty good, the ad hardly gave me any feeling of excitement a big release should have. The XBOX360 "Jump In" ads made me much more excited because it evoked some sort of emotion of excitement and fun. This one merely tells me that something big is coming...YAWN - I already knew the PS3 is a massive tub of lard...and now I want a waffle.

It's coming...

Here's the latest PS3 teaser ad to build and instill gamer angst and/or rage (depending on how you're inclined) in the final weeks leading up to it's release. Not to be confused with the 4th sequel to Saw, this Neo-80s-Calvin-Klein-perfume-ad-David-Fincher-Se7en-esque teaser reminds us that the PLAYSTATION 3 is in fact real and that "it's coming"... and that's about it. At least they're not trying to overpromise anything in this ad, Sony's been doing enough of that already so I suppose the strongest strategy they can go with right now is to try and create some good old fashioned hysteria without actually showing or saying anything...works for me.